Squid Jerky should be considered Torture under the Geneva Convention

We ate things that walk, swim, crawl, fly, slither, glide, and shamble and they were all delicious.

This was the only thing that was not good.

Stop reading now and move onto the next posting if you have a weak stomach.

Ok, I am assuming the squemish ones have fled:

This thing felt like chewing on thick rubber cords with crunchy bits dispersed in greasy, waxy, stringy, semi-dried meat that tasted like very salty and smelly, rotten fish.

I burped fish oil all day.