HADOUKEN ! ! !

This mild-mannered gentleman threw a fireball at me. Twice.

No, I have not been smoking "some of that good $h!t" (whatever that means).

If you had talked to me 3 months ago, I could have shown you my arm where the hair was still missing from getting singed.

All in all, this was a bizarre night and I couldn't really decide if this guy was a bartender or a magician. But whatever you do, DO NOT shake his hand.

P.S. Anyone who got the reference in the title of this post, give yourself 20,000 points. You can redeem them when you see me in person.